I think I may have achieved a human first yesterday.
I accidentally elbowed myself in the stomach.
It hurt. Bad.
I was trying to open a door.
right arm: poised to open door, elbow tucked towards stomach
door: heavier than it appears
body: puts weight on door, runs into elbow
right elbow: embeds itself into stomach
body: buckles over, yet tries to maintain dignity until outside the store
Believe me. It's so very possible and painful.
Happy Holidays
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