Can I get a "HELL YEAH"?

HELL YEAH

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

sweet! another animal wearing a boa to add to my collection!

any suggestions on what to do with this ugly motherfucker i found for $2 at borders?

My number one choice is nail him to the wall, but that might be a waste of a good wall.

scary as fuck

A COLLISION OF SORROW AND WOE!


Chapter 1: the control of the really fast car is lost
Chapter 2: fishtailing insanity, including loud screeching noises
Chapter 3: the violent jumping of the curb; more loud noises
Chapter 4: the sound of bloodcurdling screams
Chapter 5: a tree approacheth
Chapter 6: shit, a sign approacheth as well
Chapter 7: how did i get here i'm going to get hurt all i'm trying to do is go to work fuck here it comes
Chapter 8: CRASH
Chapter 9: oh god i'm alive
Chapter 10: how embarrassing...
Chapter 11: the burn of adrenaline and bursting into tears


all my diseases and distorted thoughts are just chortling and clinking glasses right about now.



that would be the collision officer and my mom. yes, i called mom. i'm not that self-sufficient yet.



self-explanatory. self-flagellating.




the view from the drivers seat as they pull the car out of the tree and the sign off the hood. 40 mph? got it. hahaha.

bummerrrrrrr. can you guess how i terrified i was while driving the rental car?

WTF n00b

People who use the abbreviation IMHO have way too many fucking opinions.



seriously, of all the phrases to collapse...


you and your IMHOs...