1. I just got back from the Tang Center, and I've gained SIX FUCKIN POUNDS, BEYOTCH!!!! Seriously, congratulate me. This is huge for me.
2. I'm allowed to ride my bike to school again. I'm also allowed to do 30 sit-ups a day. SCOOOORE.
3. At least I'm not a white male in my American Cultures Class!!!
4. I'm spending too much money, and as they say, "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems."
5. I am 95% sure that Octavio has lost my phone number. WINNER. No more rapping!
6. I got an interview for the position as a barback at Thalassa Pool Hall. Moral of the story: ordering a beer while filling out an application at 2 pm doesn't destroy your chances. Good to know. This will be useful in the future.
7. Sarah Beth discovered scholarships and programs to study Arabic in the Middle East. Yemen, Jordan, Morocco, Cairo.... Essentially, this summer could be GREAT SUCCESS. I mean, really, who just goes to Yemen?
8. Quiz Night at Albatross! Booze AND nerds! Killer combo. And Jovanna? What?! Perrrrfect.
9. Valentine's Day is so much more satisfying when you have nothing to be disappointed about!
10. Costco's Ultra Raisin Bread. Need I say more? (Yes: toasted with a little butter, and it's like a unicorn crapped a rainbow morsel in my mouth.)
11. The weather. Have you seen this shit? I loves it.
12. Seriously, was I the last person to get the memo? Free time is SO satisfying!!!! <3333
I AM THE ETERNAL WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!
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