BEAVIS, THE TEST!

it get's classic around the 2-minute mark.




ALSO

should i send my brother a pack of 200 praying mantis eggs for his birthday?

http://www.territorialseed.com/product/40/175

i mean, can you imagine? 200 praying mantises crawling all over his large backyard? i know he'd love it for the gardening utility, but i'm trying to imagine my 3-year-old niece running away in horror, the only type of horror that can be brought on my the vision of a alien bug devouring another alien bug.



yesh. that is the exact image i have. like a gigantic invasion. a plague upon his backyard.

i do suppose this could make for an excellent prank.

it's a done deal. praying mantis invasion it is.

careers in public service

i wonder how exciting it is to be the servant with the power to fuck with your gas consumption.



thank you, Robert G. Atkins, for your service.