unspecified organ inflammation. my favorite.

hold the mayo. i finally got a real doctor to look at my failing old bones. alas, i do not have sleeping sickness. i've got some kind of fatigue mixed up with a virus and some unspecified organ inflammation. shweeeet.

i would usually go about typing something quite responsible like this:

Note to self: lay off the booze.

oh wow, enough of that nonsense. you see, I can think of a million things that it could be before that (no, i can't). Ok, I can think of a handsome clusterfuck of things, but it's not entirely off my radar. so let it be said that I will probably not perform a legendary keg-stand at this friday's Cal Dems party. i hate to disappoint, but i'll probably be sleeping in some shady frat house corner anyways. ("why look, i found a rape victim in here!")

so anyways.

in case you haven't seen this yet, please consider it.

and if you don't already stalk this site every sunday, you should.

and here's the best way to waste a few hours.

ok bye.